Given Name: John Robert Richards
Age: 30
Birthday: April 30th
Intrument: Lead Vocals, Guitar, Roland Juno 60
Favorite Band: Depeche Mode
Chick Status: Very Single
Stats: 5'11 1/2", black hair, blue eyes
Personal Theroy of Relitivity:"...what the hell are you talking about, Ev?...Who let you in here anyway?...Security!..."

Blame it all on his baby face. Or maybe his lost-puppy eyes? Maybe it's the way he sings a song like Give and makes every girl in the room scream uncontrolably? I don't think anyone knows for sure, but whatever it is about J.R. Richards, it's got me [and about a million other lunified 'Walla fallowers across the globe] going crazy everytime a Dishwalla song comes on the radio or a Dishwalla video on MTV. There's just something about him no one can deny. I think my friend Nikki put it best when she said, "Meow." I agree 100% Nic. We've all seen him on TV or in concert. What's the one thing we ALWAYS notice? Yes, those black and white spat shoes. J.R. was nice enough to explain it to me:

"The black and white shoes, I found in a little shop in Santa Barbara. I thought they ruled, so I stole them....No, just kidding, I purchased them. Anyway that's the story, I thought they were cool. And I've had them ever since."