About The Kid

About me? Uh huh, I see, you're a very disturbed individual if you really WANT to know about me but here goes anyway.

I'm too tall

too young

too blond (or not blond enough,... depending on how you feel about blonds)

too wierd

I love alternitive music, when I'm not listening to my favorite band, Dishwalla, I've got Tonic, Bush, Oasis, Hootie and the Blowfish,(I don't want to hear it)Sponge, Blur, Matallica, The Smashing Pumpkins, R.E.M., Mars Needs Woman, the verve pipe, The Primitive Radio Gods (my screenplay is named after them, and, yes, they DO have more than one song) The Foo Fighters (will work for Foo by the way), Blur, Push, Stone Soup, Our Lady Peace, Better Than Ezra, Matchbox 20 (I worshiped them way before they became huge,... just for the record), Jewel, Piss On Me (let's hope no one takes them litterally), or Weezer, playing full blast.

It's kinda' obvious, I'm obsessed with music, if I had ANY musical talent, I'd form a band, and call it We Wannabe Dishwalla. (actually, I do play guitar so I lie) About what I do all day:

I Worship JR Richards, worship Taylor Hawkins, worship Damon Albarn, and throw darts at pictures of Gwen Stefani, talk on the phone, to my friends, --about JR Richards, Taylor Hawkins, and Damon Albarn.

There's that little horse thing I do too. I'm only like number four in the nation in children's equtation, that is. Children's classes sound so beginer, most of these riders have been showing since they were five and riding $40,000 horses, then there's Ev, on her cute little QH/Arab gelding. If I did some research I bet I'd find out 'Yellow' was the only palomino ever to be in the top five on the West Va'ian charts.

Not that you care about that stuff I'm sure? Most people who I'll talk to about horses, you can see their eye balls drying out. Right Shannon??

It's Yellow, --when you try to catch him

My favorite colors are brown, blue and green

my favorite movie of all time is Apollo 13, mostly because

my favorite actor of all time is Bill Paxton

I like Butthead better

I like Stimpy better, although I tend to act more like Ren, the shrink says that is some indication of my self-esteam level (whatever the hell that means).

I hate corn

I love KoRn

I'm afraid of Marilyn Manson, but I like him anyway

I had a dream once about a guy who had hair balls, --that's just funny on so many differnt levels

The dingo ate the baby! --I've said that a million times and it's still funny

My favorite TV shows are Talk Soup on the E! channel, and 120 Minutes on MTV, . . . okay so I have a thing for Matt Pinfield, big deal? (I think it's guys with no hair, ex. Billy Corgin, Matt Pinfield, Nigel Pulsford, Ed Kowalczyk, Ed Harris, that doesn't make me a freak does it?)

About My Dog

My dog's name is Babe

Babe is a yellow Lab

Babe is a little over weight

Babe loves cheese nips and lemon poppy seed muffins with sugar sprinkles

Babe was named after the pig

Babe is only 1-year-old and weighs a little over 90 pounds

Babe is sitting under my desk right now and has gas

Babe ATE my first copy of Lemon Parade and I had to go buy a new one at Wal-Mart

Babe has a flip-top head like the guy in the tooth brush commercial

Babe's favorite TV show is The Week In Rock, she likes Kert Loader and Tabitha Soren

Babe at a hole in the arm of the couch in my library

Babe's favorite movie is E.T.

Babe can 'oink' like a pig

About my Horsies

my horses' names are Yellow, Chief, and Charley (aka: Chuck)

Yellow is a 15.2hh, QH/Arab, 5-year-old, palomino gelding

Chief is a 14.0hh, gray, 30-year-old, Bashkir Curly Pony Gelding

Charley is an 11.2hh, bay, 3-year-old, Shetland Pony stallion

Yellow is the number four equtation horse in the state

Chief is old and fat

Charley thinks he's a huge black stallion

you can e-mail Babe, Yellow, Chief, Charley, or myself at deere@hhs.net.
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